From the mouth of my phonetically challenged two year old. What he says…the parentheses translate what he means:
We go play in the lard(yard)?       Get my club and but(put)
Pist(spit) out my chicken.             I suck(stuck).
Me want farties(smarties the candy).      This is my sfot(spot).
We can’t help but laugh when he has one of these speech moments. Thankfully context clues help us understand him, or I would constantly be hunting down people who taught him such words.
AWESOME! You need to make sure you journal those things for when he is older! 🙂
too funny!