From the mouth of my phonetically challenged two year old.  What he says…the parentheses translate what he means:
We go play in the lard(yard)?        Get my club and but(put)

Pist(spit) out my chicken.              I suck(stuck).

Me want farties(smarties the candy).       This is my sfot(spot).

We can’t help but laugh when he has one of these speech moments.  Thankfully context clues help us understand him, or I would constantly be hunting down people who taught him such words.