Asher is coughing. “Mom all this hard work is making me cough.”
“Yeah, babe, I don’t know where that cough is from.”
“God made me cough.”
“Oh he did?”
“Yeah the other day when he was here.”
“God was here?”
“No, when I was at his place and he was making us.”

Oh man, where does he get this stuff. Later I asked him again where did God make you. “Back at his place.”